When In Johor

Two of my batch mates told me
that they're about to engage in Johor
because they thought that the
celebration in Johor would be merrier
than any other states, so what I heard.

The dress code was red,
wow I've never attended
any engagement ceremony
where people would wear red,
seems like CNY celebration!
Haha

So,
when I was there,
I was impressed with the
celebration, it was so different
that the ones celebrated in Malacca.

Out of sudden,
my friends came to me
and told me that there'll
be three couples in this ceremony
yet all I knew were only two of them.

And they asked me to change my dress,
because I was the third one to be engaged.
Wait! Qim didn't tell me anything about it!
This can't be a surprise,
no, this can't be.

Then I saw my so-called future husband
from afar,
no he had no Qim's figure or whatsoever.
Then I was forced to change immediately,
so I walked to my room (at one of the Johor's hotel)
Oh yeah, the ceremony was held at a hall,
floating hall (dewan terapung, like restrain terapung lol)

On my way to the room,
I cried, like so hard.
I ran to my mum,
I just couldn't believe that
everything was planned and
arranged.

I immediately called Qim.
He was having a basketball tournament
and I forced him to go to somewhere peace,
I just needed to tell him about this.

When I told him,
his response was even more heartbreaking.
He told me to decide on my own.
I cried and cried.
I've never been this sad.
Having to get married with someone
I didn't know
and the things me and Qim had to end,
just like that.

I cried,
then my phone rang.
It was Qim, again?

Well it was a great relief this time,
because everything above was just a nightmare!!!

And this time,
Qim called for real!
So I told Qim everything about my dream
and I kept on repeating
"sedihkan? cakap la sedih kannn?"

And guess what was his reply?

"Okay, we should kahwin now. Before that thing happens."

Nice joke you got there, Qim.
A-level pun tak habis lagi. *smirk*